“Patrick has something to give you,” Pete said as he rubbed his neck.
“Oh, right.” Patrick stood up and went to Pete’s suitcase, where he reached in the open pocket and took out a small cardboard box. “Would you like a Pop Tart?”
“Thank you, but I don’t really like Pop Tarts,” Gerard said. “Also, those are condoms.”
I’d be the first to admit I know very little about these bands, but this story is funny and surreal and a pretty engaging entry point to the fandom.
Author’s Site: [ valerie_z on livejournal ]